Kid Stand Up Comedy Jokes

49 of them in fact.

Kid stand up comedy jokes. It was a turtle disaster. The doctor said it s old age the woman said i want a second opinion. Let s just say he was the bomb.

Here are some of the funniest stand up jokes we ve read this week. Clean stand up comedy jokes police arrested two kids yesterday one was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks. Whether it s a joke a day for the kids lunchbox jokes for every day or clean jokes to tell to kids just don t be surprised when the comedy sketch goes beyond today.

She didn t think anyone would stand up so she asked him why did you stand up. Encourage your kids to get punny with these kid approved quips that require little to no explanation from parents. If you imagine a comedy club for kids you d probably imagine 11 year olds stand ups telling a lot of fart jokes this is not at all the case at the only comedy club for kids in new york city kids n comedy once a month the comedians take the stage at the gotham comedy club and deliver short sets full of hilarious and family friendly jokes that somehow appeal to both kids and parents.

Crack up your family s aspiring comic with the best jokes for kids. Clean one liners for stand up comedians we sorted the jokes into three categories however what seems hilarious one day only seems drôle the next humour is like that. 14 jokes for kids that will actually make you laugh these jokes appropriate for kiddos aged 7 10 are sure to get grown ups to truly lol.

They charged one and let the other one off tommy cooper a woman told her doctor i ve got a bad back. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. From riddles to knock knock jokes they re easy to learn but make for huge laughs.

Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. Scroll down for silly jokes and corny jokes many of which have been sent to us by kid readers like you. A terrorist tries stand up comedy for the first time.